King Koopa: I am very disappointed in you, cousins. Home for five. Japanese Salesman 1: Well, I must say, we have a very generous proposal. [Lt. Spence and Adam suddenly fall down the hill]. Colonel Chi's military reign of terror culminates in their tiny birth-land, island state Patu San, off the Viet Nam coast.
. During the '90s, director Neal Israel's Surf Ninjas achieved an unlikely distinction that set it apart from the rest of the martial arts comedies of the decade. He's not that nice. What if I lose this power? 公開年 邦題 原題 役名 備考 1991 スーパー・タッチダウン Necessary Roughness チャック 1992 ホーム・アローン2 Home Alone 2: Lost in New York ベルマン 1993 鉄の顔を持つ男 Surf Ninjas イギー デモリションマン Demolition Man アーウィン Iggy: Wow, I have this tremendous responsibility! [Iggy and Spike look at each other, then at Koopa]. I just said "What if I lose this power?". Iggy: I can't believe... that I just DID that, I am Responsible for the Destruction of my best friends personal property! The best quotes from Surf Ninjas (1993). Zusammen mit den Bewohnern eines von Chi zerstörten Dorfes gelingt es Johnny und Zatch, Chis Truppen zu besiegen und Mac zu befreien. Surfing afternoons and weekends, and attending school during the day. Tracy Turnblad: I sure would, Iggy. "Surf Ninjas" is an excellent film. Iggy: Think it's better to do the job here, or in the truck? Zatch: Stay calm your highnesses, you must know that there is no turning back! Surf Ninjas is mostly a classic example of So Bad, It's Good, but it does have some moments of intentional comedy.Near the beginning of the movie, a great spiritual leader, the Baba Ram, is coming to the kids high school., is coming to the kids high school. Iggy: Hey, two words for you; David Carradine, and Kung Fu. Dan: [to Margaret Miller] Some desperate character I got for a partner, huh Mom? Iggy: ...because as we all know, money can't buy knives. Hey, you're taking my food, huh? Johnny: If she covers her face, pick up the pace. No longer a soulless, mindless, walking-dead corporate zombie, but a real zombie. Surf Ninjas quotes: the most famous and inspiring quotes from Surf Ninjas. That hardly seems logical, does it? Iggy: Sure, gotta put some wax on so I dont slip off, need a lotta wax. Iggy: Seriously, if you don't want chives, I wont put em in. Spike: Yeah, it is, she's wearing a disguise. That's something money can't buy. Iggy: [Looks down at the Shorts He's wearing] These are yours? Iggy: Oh no, I just what if I lose this power! Iggy: She's afraid to show it. King Koopa: Both of you, go to the desert! Surf Ninjas Iggy Demolition Man Erwin Uncredited The Beverly Hillbillies Woodrow Tyler 1995 Judge Dredd Fergee 1996 Down Periscope Lt. Martin Pascal The Adventures of Pinocchio Volpe 1998 Knock Off Tommy Hendricks A description of tropes appearing in Surf Ninjas. Iggy: [after Zatch helped Johnny, Adam, and Iggy escape from the raid at the food hut] I just want you to know, that I felt completely safe in your arms, and I never said that to a man before. I know well, cuz I'm 37, and don't make Me beat You with Leg of Mine that no longer Works cuz I'll do it! Dan: [Dan pulled Margaret Miller, away from window] Back away from that window! The new ones are, like, super-fit sport zombies. In der Folge kehrt wieder Frieden auf Patu San ei… Dana: F**k her! NC (voiceover): First of all, I should point out that this came out one year after Three Ninjas, which came out one year after the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle films. Iggy: Hey, it was a quarter million, wasn't it? Spike: [shakes head] "The Indomitable Spike". Iggy' monologue about how "Money can't buy knives" is one of the highlights of the film and Tone Loc is a funny, if not odd addition to the cast. The bouncer at the Boom-Boom Bar! I just said "What if I lose this power?". Lt. Spence: You know, I'd cut him. Iggy: No, no, not whatever, they lumber, it's important. Johnny: What are you talking about Iggy, you didn't do anything. Browse more character quotes from Surf Ninjas (1993), Johnny and Adam are about to surf the waves, a big Explosion happens in the background, Lt. Spence and Adam suddenly fall down the hill, Johnny and Mac are in Shock for a moment as the camera angle focuses on a hand holding a kitchen knife, the Camera Angle starts pointing up revealing Iggy's Face, shouts as he stands up in the moving vehicle, after Zatch helped Johnny, Adam, and Iggy escape from the raid at the food hut, Iggy interupts from behind the couch holding a Playboy Magazine, has had his brain evolved to higher intelligence, Iggy and Spike look at each other, then at Koopa, Iggy and Spike have become more intelligent, Iggy and Spike mistake Daniella for Daisy, We now see that they are addressing, not Mario and Luigi, but Iggy and Spike, after Iggy turns fan on to clear away the smoke, the numerous dollar bills of money start flying out of the suitcase, Margaret Miller, gagged, shook her head, no, Margaret Miller, gagged, shook her head, no again, Margaret Miller, gagged, nodded her head, yes this time, Iggy then made a fist, threatening to hit Margaret Mitchell in her mouth, but Dan prevented it, first lines, after introductory song concluded, as Iggy buys four different newspapers, Iggy sees DC smelling the salmon, he had just purchased, Dan pulled Margaret Miller, away from window, to Iggy who's oblivious reading a newspaper, by DC's collar, after DC went in the apartment building, Zeke Kelso located Margaret Miller's kidnappers, hearing Dan's remark, Zeke Kelso spoke out the house number, 132 almost like spelling, saying the numerals slowly as one-three-two: 132 Eighth Street, after just escaping into the attic from a small zombie horde, grabbing Iggy by the collar and shaking him, pauses and points at Dana before calmly saying. I mean, our Buddy Long John Silver here left the GAS running in the House, real Bright! Although the best lines belong to Rob Schneider's "Iggy". Spike: Home for five. Dana: [after just escaping into the attic from a small zombie horde] I think we lost them. We'll follow her and then we'll both go get her. How many times have we got this wrong? Dana: [looks off as if she has an idea] ... and THAT is the best weapon we have. King Koopa: And I told *you* to remind him! Who do you think you're kidding? Zatch: Something not even money can buy: the knives of Kwantsu. What percent is that? Johnny: [Johnny and Adam are about to surf the waves] Wooo, the waves our pumpin... Iggy: I'll be there in a minute, I just gotta wax the old "Man to wave friction reducing vehicle". Iggy: I did too! [after Iggy turns fan on to clear away the smoke, the numerous dollar bills of money start flying out of the suitcase]. Audience Reviews for Surf Ninjas May 22, 2008 I loved this as a kid, but I don't think I want to watch it again, I'm sure it won't hold up to my expectations. She thinks she can fool us. Surf Ninjas (1993) [720p] [BluRay] [YTS] [YIFY] Brothers Johnny, an adolescent surf talent, and Adam, a preadolescent video-game addict, grow up care-free in California as adopted sons of Marines veteran Mac, inseparable friends of wacky local lout Iggy. ANYTHING! Margaret Miller: [Margaret Miller retreats back]. She's... probably not very attractive. So we don't have to fight her down the stairs. Quotes.net. I'm a modern kind of girl, I'm all for integration. Iggy: Zombie! Dana: [grabbing Iggy by the collar and shaking him] There's ALWAYS a magic charm to command the evil! He was played by the late Leslie Nielsen. Adam: Say, Johnny, what if what that Zatch guy said was true? Brothers Johnny, an adolescent surf talent, and Adam, a preadolescent video-game addict, grow up care-free in California as adopted sons of Marines veteran Mac, inseparable friends of wacky local lout Iggy. I shall personally... kill you. Johnny (Ernie Reyes, Jr.) and Adam (Nicolas Cowan) are two Asian-American surfer dudes growing up with foster dad Mac (John Karlen Forgot. Tete-tete, inner circle, that sort of thing. Iggy: Mr. MC.Quinn, My Parents are locked up in a Bio-Screen in Arizona, Pimento? I've got a situation, that's breaking wide open. [Johnny and Adam stare at him with pause]. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Spike: We were wrong again. Alexandra: Yeah, good. Where's Alexandra? Japanese Salesman 2: A video game based on your many adventures. Something happened, I don't know what it is, but now every time I say WHAT IF about something it comes true, and back there I said "What if the the house blows up", and it blew up! Spike: Good idea. They learn that it's indeed their destiny to defeat the cyborg warlord. Add more and vote on your favourites! 17 Jan. 2021. Read 3 reviews from the world's largest community for readers. Iggy: Cigarettes and coffee, man, that's a combination. Iggy: [Iggy and Spike mistake Daniella for Daisy] Where are you going? [We now see that they are addressing, not Mario and Luigi, but Iggy and Spike]. Dana: There's gotta be some kind of magic charm to command the evil! Is this a Romero zombie or one of the new virus zombies? Where is it? Iggy: Wow, hold it! They said, 'NO. Adam: You know what they say - Chick's got a veil, dude better bail. I've got ears, haven't I? Landlady: You think I don't know what's going on upstairs? [first lines, after introductory song concluded]. What if somebody fell? Dana: Okay, okay, now the old zombies are like, stiff. Let's take a look. Iggy: ...It's like a little Tomato. F**k her and the forces of darkness that created her, f**kin' she-bitch from hell. Sinopsis Surf Ninjas Mai mult Doi frati americani de origine asiatica, Johnny, in varsta de 16 ani, si Adam, de 12 ani, se multumesc sa duca o viata de azi pe maine, pe plaja californiana din Venice ca maniaci ai surf-ului, impreuna cu prietenul lor, Iggy. ロブ・シュナイダー（Rob Schneider、本名: Robert Michael Schneider、1963年10月31日 - ）は、アメリカ合衆国カリフォルニア州サンフランシスコ出身のコメディアンで、業界屈指の下ネタ俳優。 Dan: [irately, after turning fan off] What goes on in that pea brain of yours? You've got a woman in that apartment. Johnny: [Afterwards] Whoa, I think I fully dinged my board on a rock or somethin... Iggy: What, now? Surf Ninjas 1993 Genre: Action , Adventure , Comedy Made at the height of the pint-sized Ninja comedy craze, this fast-paced adolescent adventure stars teenage black belt Ernie Reyes Jr. as a California beach boy with a royal legacy. Iggy: You callin' me a Taco Bell kind of guy? Surf Ninjas 1993 Genre: Action , Adventure , Comedy Made at the height of the pint-sized Ninja comedy craze, this fast-paced adolescent adventure stars teenage black belt Ernie Reyes Jr. as a California beach boy with a royal legacy. I'll not be able to merge the dimensions! Adam: [Helping Johnny] Get your rotten hands off my Brother! "Surf Ninjas Quotes." NC: For if we look at Surf Ninjas with open eyes and critical analysis, we may see something deeper than even the filmmakers could have possibly imagined. I got a little business to do, then I'll give you some milk. Luigi: By the bar, that big lady with the red spikes took the rock. Iggy: It's Dan's mother, you see she came down all un-expected like. Es kommt zum finalen Kampf zwischen Johnny und Captain Chi, den Johnny mit der Unterstützung von Adam für sich entscheiden kann, indem er Chi in ein Gewässer stößt, wo der Diktator durch einen Stromschlag getötet wird. I suppose many people viewed the early 90's American pop-culture references, and dated jargon as off-putting, but to me, they gave the film a sense of nostalgic charm. Zatch: Is there no way we can shut this chattering monkey up? Dana: Okay, so we need to stick together from now on. Carl's a zombie. Iggy: ...and don't forget, I'm the King, seriously, you guys couldn't of missed these Magazines, there is a whole stack of em underneath Your Bed... Johnny: Iggy, you can't be the King of Patusan. Colonel Chi is the main villain of the 1993family comedy,Surf Ninjas. In einer verborgenen Höhle für bevorstehende Kämpfe ausgebildet Patu San ei… a description of tropes in. Daisy ] where are you talking about her face, pick up the pace across a giant plant. 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